EVENTS

Faith in the human condition may be strained to the breaking point in today's polarized society. Whatever. Our A/V system is programmed to exclude news, we talk mostly in movie quotes and carry sufficient bail bonding. Our events are designed for you to find your Happy Place. Be sure to wear plastic clothing and old shoes.

Bitch Porch

The Bitch Porch is always open. It's a hate-free, inclusive, free range, organic, sustainable, safe space where you can speak your mind without fear of retribution. You can bring your own puppy to pet but will need to leave the little shit machine in the hot car.

When:

Always open.

St. Patrick's Day

Slainte!! March is generally early Mud Season in Vermont so the Pub is often closed. However, the spirit of Ireland always lives within the many bottles of Irish Whiskey and Mead from the last trip to Dublin. It's a great day to carry around green "soda" in public.

When:

Always in spirit.

Concerts

The Pub will host top name entertainment from time to time. We'll be sure to post the names and dates in the unlikely event that any top talent comes by. We have a killer iTunes library in the meantime. No karaoke permitted.

When:

Probably best not to count on it.

4th of July

The pub is always open on the 4th of July. It's our time to talk about Ronald Reagan and fondly remember the country before socialism.

When:

July 4th